THE ROBERT W. WHITAKER ARCHIVE

DID I DO GOOD? | 2006-06-20

I just finished the show I announced below with James Edwards.

I could use a little input fomr you about how I did. If you didn't listen, you can get it on his website soon.

James would be nice to me if I did so badly I cost him his FCC license.

I think I sounded tired, which may have meant I sounded drunk, which I wasn't. But more than one person has said to me after other programs that I sounded tired or drunk.

One problem I have always had is that I ran with the top pros. The list is endless:

1) I practiced shooting when a kid with a guy who was phenomenal with a gun. He could flip a bottle in the air and shoot through the hole in the neck;

2) I learned languages around a man who routinely dictated in four languages and who could translate between two languags, both of which were foreign to him;

3) I was a nominal mercenary among the best in the business. They were combat mercs because they LOVED combat and they couldn't get it in a regular army. A regular army career involves very little fighting;

4) in the present case, being on the radio, I worked for the Voice of America and did some shows under Cokie Roberts on National Public Radio.

These people WORK on their voice presentation in EXACTLY the same way a concert pianist WORKS on his music. Their instrument is their voice. I was, as always, an amateur in a professional world.

The upside of all this is that I learned from the best in each area. The downside, as you can easily imagine, was that I felt like a neophyte in every area. No crack shot, no linguistic phenomenon, no professional combat merc, and no professional broadcaster can do more than try to reassure me.

So working out of your league is a great learning experience, but it doesn't do squat for your ego.

I am about half of everything. I am half a radio amateur. Naturally I was right there with the best of them.

I was among Nobel Prize winners in economics in grad school.

I have told you before that Capitol Hill is a giant breaucracy. One person who worked there will tell you about junkets and scandals. That means he gravitated to people who were into junkets and scandals. I was a fanatic, as you have probably guessed before now.

The people I knew on Capitol Hill, both left and right, were people I could reach from my office at 2 am. No sane person offered ANY of us a bribe after the first encounter. It happened to me twice, and both times I said something like,

"You know, we have rule here that you never write anything down that you don't want to see on the front of the Washington Post tomorrow. We can end up in front of a committee being crossexamined about hwat you just said, and they will ask us, over and over, 'You are a senior staffer. Didn't that sound like he was getting ready to offer you a bribe?'"

"I could end up in prison, and you could end up in prison, no matter what you MEANT to say. So let's get off the subject."

The only scandals we ever got caught in was when we would try to do something for the cause, like supporting the contras or other anti-Communists. Reagan was never accused of trying to get a dime for himself, but the "contra scandal," in which Ollie North was involved, was entirely a matter of funneling money to the anti-Communists.

So while others write about the good stuff, the underhand techniques and outright robbery, I dealt with people whose word was gold and who would fight for what they believed in tooth and tongue.

But we were NOT nice. We were playing for all the marbles, and the game was rough. But it was not dishonest.

A radio interview is known to be hardest, but it is all I can get besides the Fox interviews. You are sitting there alone in your home while you listen to ads and the interviewer gets back to you. I have done maybe fifty of them, so now I can tell when it gets back to me, but it's not easy.

This time I had to have both my phones, one in each ear, to understand what was being said.

It ends abruptly. Then you are sitting all alone, while the station goes on with its busy program. You just talked to a whole city plus the internet, and you are hoping you made your interviewer look good. You need a friend to tell you how you did, the good points and the bad points.

I may have a friend or two here, someone who listened to the program. If not, listen to it later.

Old Bob needs moral support, and after half a century in politics, I don't have a whole lot of morals of my own.

COMMENTS (4)

#1 Tim | 2006-06-20 22:27

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BW,

I listened to the whole thing. It was good show, you sounded BETTER than your recordings. More astute and made some of the typical Good BW Points. You stayed on message and anyone listening to the show for the first time would want to know more about you and your book. You did your job!

Your Host was great ---but he is always good. He must be part Irish---maybe Scotch-Irish?? He talks fast and he seems in command. Most Southerners I have been around do not talk as fast as James. They usually talk slower like you. One of the biggest mistakes the Wasps make is in regards to Southern folks. They assume that if you talk slow you think slow. Big mistake and I am sure you have taken advantage on that in Washington on more than one occassion.

Ironically, the East Coast Wasps did the direct opposite with us Irish. They assumed because we talked fast they could slip stuff by us. Now the East Coast Wasps are going extinct. The Bushies of the world going extinct??? I will shed a tear for the Whales before weeping for the east coast wasps. Oh and one last thing, I have no problem with eating Whales. Kill'em and grill'em.

#2 joe rorke | 2006-06-21 14:09

Not spam.. Minor error. Working in OR out of your league does do squat for your ego: it keeps it intact. That's what causes people unnecessarily to need a pat on the back.

#3 joe rorke | 2006-06-21 14:42

Now that I think of it why are you sitting there all alone? Don't you have any friends? This is not right. The Great One sitting all alone in his crib. What, not one friend could be at your palatial mansion in Columbia while all this is going on? This is criminal! There should be a small army in attendance while the Great One is undergoing the rigors of a radio interview with none other than the person to whom he is or has been a mentor. What is this Abandon Whitaker Week? Oh, please, where are the supporters? Yes, it's true, most or all of us would have assumed that The King could stand on his own while undergoing this stressful ordeal but, hey, we were wrong! We didn't know. Or did we and we are all secretly traitors? We should all be wearing bags over our collective heads for having failed to support properly The Old Bobber. Let this be a lesson to us all that whenever the Old Bobber has to enter the ring again we shall forthwith be in his corner or suffer at a minimum 27 lashes.

As for me, I will surely never be able to shave again. For that would require looking into a mirror, a fate which I could surely not successfully endure. Wait a minute! I haven't shaved since 1970, the same year Nixon did the Cambodia Thing. Looks like I won't have to look in the mirror after all. Lucky me.

#4 Antonio Fini | 2006-06-21 15:25

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My martial arts instructor once told me to never ask a talented person to show you how to do the thing they're talented at, because often they don't know exactly how they manage their feats of genius.

That's what talent is, a natural propensity or ease in doing something. A classmate of mine who was also a dance major, tried to teach me a few dance steps once. She was talented. So her instruction consisted of telling me: c'mon, it's easy- just use your body. So I still can't dance.

I think the trick amounts to finding out the one thing you were born to do. It's a very hard trick if you're naturally competent at many things.

And of course our shcools would never teach such heresies as heredity is destiny.

I wish I could say something useful about your podcast Bob, but the site seems to be down.

Maybe you offended somebody.