HOW DO YOU SELL BASIC RESEARCH? | 2012-10-30
In the real world, people who get published and those who get grant money are determined, do so by satisfying those who give the grants. I have reviewed and helped make out grant applications.
The best research is basic research, grant money used to find out random things, things the average bovine voter thinks are silly and useless.
Nobody has any idea of what will come up a detailed study of some aspect of high speed physics, much less a study of exactly where a kind of bee goes and why. Senator Proxmire made a great reputation looking at the names of NSF grants and making fun of them as Golden Fleece.
As luck would have it, some of the studies he ridiculed most loudly were used in epoch-making discoveries.
By definition no one can guess what the practical potential of basic research is.
That's why it's called BASIC research.
So how do you sell the project if you can't argue for it in practical terms? How do you sell basic research?
This is the kind of question which, when STATED, leads to heretical thinking. Fortunately no one but me would ever STATE it.
Yours is one of a hundred proposals stacked up for one grant. How do you compete?
Rule One: You don't piss off the Ford Foundation.
Ford was a right winger. Today the Ford Foundation Board is hard left and has been for generations. The number of grant givers who are not ruled by leftists can be counted on the fingers of one hand, a hand that has been in a shark's mouth.
The first thing any foundation or government agency will do is delete applications that are from people who have offended their "point of view." This is so routine no one even brings it up.
In a case where no one can say what the practical effect of research will be, you must depend on approval.
This is obvious, but only if you STATE the question:
So how do you sell the project if you can't argue for it in practical terms? How do you sell basic research?
And no one but me is going to state it.