THE ROBERT W. WHITAKER ARCHIVE

ONE SENTENCE RACIAL TRUTH | 2009-08-25

The History Channel is advertising a program with the words "All humans are 99.9% identical." They are also 99.5% identical in other articles, equally Politically Correct.

Bill Clinton said 99.99%, and he wouldn't lie.

This is the latest One Sentence Truth about race. Fifty years ago, I read in a COMIC BOOK that "scientists have proven that all races are equal in inherited abilities." The illustration showed an Oriental, a white and a black breaking the tape in a FOOT RACE at the same moment. Now that we have SEEN other races in action the idea that all races run at the same speed would get you institutionalized.

But the One Sentence Truth changes from month to month:

All races have equal innate IQ.

Race is a myth.

Race is a social construct.

All races are 99.9999% identical.

All of which means the white race should disappear.

Please note that the History Channels One Sentence Truth says that ALL PEOPLE are 99.9% identical. This means geniuses, idiots, dwarfs, giants, ugly and beautiful, healthy and congenitally doomed to die as children.

If you think about it's not a very comforting thought. But nobody ever THINKS about One Sentence Truth. You can get arrested for doing that.

HARDY'S LAW | 2002-01-26

We all still know about the great 1920s comedy team Laurel and Hardy. Oliver Hardy was the fat one, the boss of the moronic duo.

The real Oliver Hardy was born and raised in Augusta, Georgia. He got his background on how people act while being reared in his mother's boarding house with all the guests and characters there. Hardy was a wise old Southerner at an early age.

It took real art to make the Oliver Hardy character one you could laugh at and actually like. After all, it would have been very easy to play him as just a big, mindless bully pushing little Stan Laurel around.

But Hardy made his character funny instead of boorish. He told a reporter the big secret of why Oliver Hardy was so laughable. You see, Laurel always freely admitted he was dumb and always asked Hardy to be his leader. Hardy actually thought he was smart enough to know what they should do.

So the real Oliver Hardy stated the wisdom that made his character so hilarious. He said,

"NOBODY IS AS FUNNY AS A DUMB MAN WHO THINKS HE'S SMART."

And that is exactly what I mean when I capitalize the word "Shrewd."

THE WAY OF THINKING I TRY TO TEACH HERE IS NOT NEW | 2006-08-31

The greatest scientific mind in history was Isaac Newton. Those who read his biography are astonished that he spent most of his intellectual time on the most insane kinds of mystificism and digging for the Deep Secrets of the Universe in Hidden Writings that make the Protocols look like front-page news.

He would have been a forgotten nutcase if he had not notice that things FALL. That water runs downhill. That if you drop a heavy load, it hits the ground.

This was not an arcane secret. Every peasant for thousands of centuries had noticed that the things they carried were HEAVY. If they didn't, their donkeys sure as hell did.

Even the intellectuals had dropped their pens for centuries before Sir Isaac was born.

But nobody studied this obvious fact. Isaac Newton revolutionized our whole view of reality, he changed our whole concept of the universe, straight from this AND ITS IMPLICATIONS.

Then he went back to trying to find out True Reality in Occult and Arcane writings.

POINTLESS AND WORSE | 2008-02-18

I got ONE url out of the url request below, I don't why copying and pasting is such an imposition. That one was a BUGS person bitching about Jena, which any SFer could have done.

Well, I'm used to plugging on by myself, so I'll keep it up.

At least your comments HERE are getting better.