THE ROBERT W. WHITAKER ARCHIVE

NORTH KOREA HAS NO EXPORTS, BUT NEITHER DID THE USSR | 2003-10-25

Speaking of treason, Teddy Kennedy is out there fighting for North Korea.

Teddy wants the United States to have unilateral talks with North Korea so we can finance North Korea's Communist regime the way we have every other Communist regime in history.

North Korea has NO exports. It lives on weapons money and drug money, and its people are in desperate want, as has always been the case with Communist regimes.

The Soviet Union, during seven decades of concentrating on industrial development, never had a single industrial export. It had caviar, sable and oil and, as always, its people were in desperate need. The Soviet Union survived on American help, direct and indirect.

No non-Communist economy has ever survived without producing one single thing anybody else wanted. Only an economy planned by "intellectuals" can be totally worthless.

It is all in the tradition of the founders of Communism, Marx and Lenin. Neither of them ever did a day's productive work in their entire lives, and either one of them would have held a pitchfork upside-down if they had ever actually touched one.

Marx and Lenin spent their whole lives talking about The Working Class and Communist regimes spend their whole time talking about production. The Founders didn't do any work and the regimes didn't do any producing.

THE MORE TRUMP, THE LESS SERIOUSLY YOU TAKE THE TALKER | 2015-08-27

Donald Trump is following a strategy which is as old and as true in politics as buy low and sell high is on Wall Street:

In Republican primaries you run right of center, for the Democratic ones you, run left.

That is because the Republican BASE tends to be right wing and the Dems' base is left of center.

The nominee then spends the period until the election backing off what he said in the primaries.

This is an election.

This is not Twitter.

Trump's stance is more reflection of the Mantra than representing it.

Exactly the people who cannot deal in power politics are the ones who go nuts over a headline.

VIVE LE DIFFERENCE!!! | 2004-08-14

The story goes this way:

A bill on equal pay for men and women was being debated in French Parliament. One of the members was making a speech in favor of it. In the course of that speech he said, "There is really very little difference between men and women."

At this point the entire French Parliament, left and and right, stood up and shouted,

"VIVE LE DIFFERENCE!!!"

I despise liberals and respectable conservatives. I would be deeply worried about myself if they didn't call me a racist. I would also be worried if they didn't call me a sexist.

When I was appointed Director of an Oversight staff on Capitol Hill, my first hire was a woman who had previously held high positions as my Assistant Director. Back then none of the antidiscrimination laws Congress had applied to everybody else applied to Congress itself. A congressman could openly hire only white males to higher positions, and many did.

Nobody congratulated me on my socially progressive hiring of a woman to the number two spot. Everybody knew damned well that I was not socially progressive.

In fact, my male staff had a problem reporting to a woman as their superior.

I hired her because I needed a woman in that slot.

If you go to any successful political event, you will see the men walking around as the leadership and you will see women doing the work. This is sexism in action.

It also works.

If I want something done, I turn it over to a woman. There is nothing more realistic than a woman. Men have the attention span of a fly on LSD. Women do it.

I have heard endless legions of men say, "Women just don't get it."

They are perfectly right. There are many things that women just don't "get." That is what men are for.

Vive le difference!

When you say, "Women just don't get it" you are complaining about the thing that justifies the existence of men in any organization.

When the Great Man makes his Great Decision, he turns it over to his female Office Manager, what amateurs call his "secretary," to "handle the details."

When the Great Hunter came back from the hunt with the meat, he turned it over "to the women." When he sired a child, he left it to "the women" to make the new generation survive, which happens to be the whole point of human existence.

This is something women's libbers just don't get. They take the male view that what women are reduced to doing is just the details. To a real woman, raising the new generation is the point. While men think they are using her for that, a real woman thinks she is using men for that.

My Assistant Director was never satisfied until the job was done. She didn't sit around and talk theory like the men did. She stayed with the project, as the total realist she was, and got things done.

I hired her because I am a sexist.

It worked.

INTERNET PHONETICS | 2007-02-07

You may note that I don't correct spelling errors of commenters. That is because, in my opinion, the Internet is producing phonetic English. I do not remember the last time I had any difficulty understanding, even reading at full speed, what a commenter was talking about.

In England, the purpose of language is largely to tell you what claaaahss a person is. Among the colonials over here, spelling tells you whether a person is educated in terms of our established religion. Many and many a PC cannot think, but by God he can SPELL.

This impresses me the same way a lawyer in a black dress or a drunk in a costume impresses me. But I am not alone. I remember that ten or twelve years ago, there were regular complaints in the chatrooms and Newsgroups about someone's spelling. Now I don't see ANY of that.

We may be solving a problem the English-speaking world has had for centuries. And it is a problem people like me have all the time: I want to see how a word is spelled, but I can't look it up because it is in alphabetical order and I can't FIND it because I can't SPELL it.

If you are Buckley and you get PAID for not thinking, all this and words no one else uses and untranslated French phrases are fun and impress the hell out of the illiterates in the press corps and on campus. But for those of us who specialize in THINKING words are just tools, and we do not want to read twelve pages of instructions before we put down what we are thinking.

Spelling, like English English, is a matter of claaahsss. You show you have gone to Cambridge or gotten a full dose of Mommy Professor here by repeating the spelling prescribed by some dictionary.

I consider myself an aristocrat, but the last reason for that is that I can lord it over comrades who don't spend their lives over a friggin' dictionary.

And PLEASE don't make the comment you would have made if I had never been born. READ what I wrote. Somebody is going to say, "But that way lies CHAOS!!!!" I started off by saying I have not had a single problem understanding what a person was saying because of his spelling.

That way lies sanity, not chaos.