FUN QUOTE | 2004-07-17

When they make me King, I will have the following people shot

1) People who can eat all they want without gaining weight;

2) People who can sleep any time they want to;

3) People who are smarter than me. This will solve the population problem for at least a century.

4) People who are better looking than me. See point 3) and make that "centuries."

5) Anybody who thinks he would make a better King than me.

When all this is done the only people left will be me, the beautiful women I allow to survive, and whoever comes up with an improved kind of Viagra.