THE ROBERT W. WHITAKER ARCHIVE

FUN QUOTE | 2003-05-31

Hitler was living in Argentina in the 1960s when some Germans asked him to come back and take over.

After they spent hours trying to persuade him, Hitler said

OK, I'll come back on one condition."

"What's the condition?" asked the Germans.

"This time," said Hitler, "No more Mister Nice Guy."