FUN QUOTE | 2003-09-20
Talking to the Service Department
"There's no sound."
"What do you mean there's no sound?"
"I mean there's no sound."
"Did you try to adjust it?"
"How do you adjust it if it's utterly silent?"
"Did you try the volume? If the volume is too low you don't hear it."
"Yes, I tried the volume."
"Maybe this model doesn't have sound."
"It's a stereo, it's got to have sound. That's the whole point of a stereo."
"Did you try the volume? Sometimes when you have the volume too low..."