I think we are also at that point that as a political movement we could promise liberation, liberation from PC and the goofs that lord it over us.

Comment by Simmons


The platform plank Simmons is advocating will begin:

"The established religion of the United States of America, Political Correctness, is hereby disestablished."

Those who oppose this plank will be antidisestablishmentarians. I bet you never expected to see that word used in a sentence!

Ann Coulter's new book, "The Church of Liberalism" is a straight steal from my "Political Correctness is not LIKE a religion, it IS a religion." So this concept is no longer a far out idea.

All outstanding student loans will be paid out of the giant reserves universities have. Harvard University alone has several billion dollars. The rest will be charged to professors and deans and contributors who have contributed tax-exempt funds to the Political Correctness seminaries we call colleges and universities.

We just got several million votes right there.

Other platform sentences:

"Under American laws, all monopolies are illegal. Two men in the same business are subject to criminal prosecution if they DISCUSS prices in their common filed of business."

"By the same token, anyone who discusses graduation from a Political Correctness seminary as a qualification for hiring is subject to prosecution under the Clayton Anti-Trust Act."

A few million more votes from people who qualify for Mensa but never finished college.

A million votes here, a million votes there, and it adds up to serious political clout.