THE ROBERT W. WHITAKER ARCHIVE

NOW WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT? | 2005-02-19

If one doesn't have Progressive Ideas about Female Appreciation, I recommend Attention Deficit Disorder as a far better guide to the subject.

That is, if you're smart.

And I am very, very smart.

As my woman anchor said some time ago, this is called symbiosis. A Women's Libber would say that I am "using" her and that I "used" my wife and that I "used" the woman I appointed as my Assistant Director of Oversight on Capitol Hill.

You're damn right. I used the hell out of them.

What Women's Libbers don't realize is that my woman anchor sees me as "her man." She is "using" me in exactly the way I was born to be "used."

Repeat: that's called symbiosis. As she explained, women have a design function and men have a design function. We don't "use" each other. Nature uses both of us.